July 04, 2023
So-called Ypsilanti, Michigan
To Mr. Beal:
Hey Stewie,
We slashed the tires on three of your fucking work trucks! They were just sitting there in the lot between Hamilton and Adams, looking all stab-able.
Housing should be free. No one wants to work dead-end, soul-crushing jobs just to turn over their earnings to you every month. All just to have a roof over our heads so we can have somewhere to rest before returning to our shit jobs? Nah.
We were meant for more fun and sexy things.
The tenants are tired of paying your mortgages for you while you refuse to make basic repairs on your shitty units. They're tired of living in squalor while you reside comfortably in your remodeled home at 113 Buffalo St, Ypsilanti, MI (this action was successful despite cameras, so the 3 at your home should be no trouble).
Against all landlords!
The war is on, and there's more of us than you.
To our friends:
While it's not exactly our favorite holiday, did you know the chaos of the 4th of July makes good cover for all sorts of fun activities? The rocket's red glare and bombs bursting in air provide good distraction for the FWOOSH of a depressurizing tire. Imagine the trouble we could cause if we started planning for next year now.
Anyhow, Beal has offices in Grand Rapids, Lansing, and Toledo also:
Grand Rapids
625 Kenmoor Ave. SE, Suite 301
Grand Rapids MI 49546
Lansing
835 Louisa St
Lansing, MI 48911
Toledo
2800 W. Central Ave. A
Toledo OH 43606
Submitted Anonymously